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|  | | JokeSleuth is a searchable personal database of great humor with some of the funniest jokes on the net. JokeSleuth is software you install on your computer giving you a permanent record of all the funny jokes you can stuff in there. No sickening advertisements bombarding you. No popup ads or other annoyances. No Spyware or Adware, guaranteed! And it's so easy to use. Just point and click. Have FUN! That's what JokeSleuth is all about!
Lots of free jokes in the trial version. The full... | Size: 1.5 MB License: Shareware Price: $14.95
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows XP | 
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|  | | Now completely free!
Cartoonist is an image-editing tool allowing you to add a touch of humor to your pictures as well as your life. This compact and easy-to-use program enables you to create sophisticated caricatures applying warp effects in a matter of minutes.
Cartoonist has a simple, easy-to-grasp interface so that the user can easily and quickly operate the program. Cartoonist lets you watch the results of each operation in real time, allowing you to undo any operation at any time... | Size: 2.0 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows 2003 |
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|  | | The Arctic is one of the most inaccessible and mysterious
places on Earth. And where there are mysteries the tireless
Dr. Scott appears. During the night Dr. Scott's Arctic expedition is
thrown into extreme danger. The ice shelf, where Dr. Scott lay
sleeping in his tent, breaks away from the continent and drifts
out into the high seas.
Fortunately, Dr. Scott remembers to phone the Emergency
Service Number - 911 and soon valiant rescuers, on helicopters
and planes, begin to... | Size: 3.5 MB License: Shareware Price: $14.95
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows 2003 |
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|  | | SmartBee is a software program that randomly replaces your customized email signatures every given minutes with a new funny cookie. A program that both has a nice dynamical graphical user interface, allows you to make your own fun, search for stuff and copy jokes to the clipboard. A program that helps you take those forgotten breaks every hour. A program, written for the purpose of making you happy and perhaps learn one or two witty quotes. A program with one of the world''s largest... | Size: 6.2 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003, MS-DOS |
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|  | | Life on the Mississippi is Mark Twain's memoir of his youthful years as a cub pilot on a steamboat paddling up and down the Mississippi River. Twain used his childhood experiences growing up along the Mississippi in a number of works, including The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, but nowhere is the river and the pilot's life more thoroughly described than in this work. Told with insight, humor, and candor, Life on the Mississippi is an American classic. | Size: 1.3 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows CE |
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|  | | You've seen them in offices all over town, now you can create your own motivational or even demotivational posters! Whether you are armed with a camera or have loads of pictures to choose from you can create a custom poster with your witty sense of humor or enduring optimism that will set the mood in your office. Set the picture, fonts, colors and more to create your poster! Use custom filters to enhance your poster's images even more. | Size: 2.0 MB License: Shareware Price: $9.99
Platform: Windows 2000, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows Vista, Windows XP |
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|  | | Use Zaazu smileys on St. Patrick's Day to express what you really mean. Zaazu works with Hotmail, Yahoo Mail, Gmail, Outlook, Outlook express. Express your mood with Zaazu smileys! We provide FREE and UNIQUE smileys that you can send to your friends and loved ones for free! Our smileys are one of a kind and the details on each one is something that you dont see every day. This is because we only want to give the BEST smiley you can find, but FREE at the same time! Zaazu Smileys are spyware... | Size: 2.1 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows Me, Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows 2003, Windows Vista, Windows Mobile 2003, Windows Mobile 2005 |
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|  | | AutoInsult is a fun little program that generates insults for you in a variety of styles. It then copies them into the clipboard (as text) so that you can paste them into emails, documents, or wherever else a good insult might be needed. You can also get it to pop-up an insult at regular intervals.
All the word resources are stored in an external file, which allows new dictionaries to be "plugged in". Currently dictionaries in both English and American English are supplied, containing 4... | Size: 571.3 KB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP |
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|  | | Aliens have landed in futuristic Los Angeles, and it's up to Duke to bring the pain and show them the door. It's time to start kicking ass and chewing gum – and he's all out of gum!
Romp through the alien infested city of Los Angeles. Duke Nukem returns from a little vacation to save the City of Angels and destroy the aliens in this lead-packing sequel! With powerful weapons, more of the trademark Duke humor, and a soundtrack with bands such as Megadeath, this is one pistol packin'... | Size: 1.4 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003, Windows Vista |
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|  | | Put an end to returned emails and slow-loading websites! With Morpheus Photo Compressor, optimizing your favorite images is as simple as adjusting two sliders — one for size and one for quality. You'll instantly see what the image will look like with those settings, how big the file will be, and how long it would take to download or email. You can even send the picture directly to a new email without having to save it. | Size: 1.7 MB License: Shareware Price: $19.95
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows XP |
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|  | | Get over 10,000 smileys for your email and instant messages - all 100% free!
No Registration Required. No Spyware.
Get over 10,000 SMILEYS - all 100% free and accessible directly from your browser or IM!
Works with Yahoo IM, MSN IM, AIM and ICQ, plus Outlook, Outlook Express and Webmail!
Comes with FREE MyWebSearch toolbar accessible directly from your browser, plus Search Assistant - relevant search results in response to misspelled or incorrectly formatted browser address requests.... | Size: 1.3 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003 |
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|  | | Multi-featured cool Ebook, The Limerick Isles, a collection of 600 original limericks based on British and Irish place names. Includes a limerick generator to help compose your own. Some are in Scots dialect but a glossary is included. Increase your geographical awareness.
Scotland, England, Ireland, Wales,
Here the laughter comes in gales:
Giggles, hoots and outright shrieks;
Saintly smiles and little eeks;
Ha has, ho hos, oohs and ahs;
Hee hees, tee hees, mighty blahs; ... | Size: 2.8 MB License: Shareware Price: $4.99
Platform: Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP |
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|  | | Taglinator (tm), the easy to use random tagline generator with QuickPad (tm) Mode, GrabPad (tm), Stealth View, Tray View, command line interface, up to five custom signatures, and over 2,100 taglines. Works with any e-mail or newsreader software. Taglinator runs at the bottom of your screen or in the system tray. Swipe your mouse over the QuickPad to instantly select a new tagline and automatically copy it to the clipboard, where you can quickly paste it into your e-mail program. Lifetime... | Size: 788.3 KB License: Shareware Price: $5
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003 |
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|  | | Manny's Simple Finance Program is an always-editable report for entering, editing, and displaying financial information in a versatile and customizable way. It offers extensive database-like features without the usual complexities (such as the ability hide and show columns, progressively sort visible columns from left to right, and filter rows based on one or more fields), a cool-looking user interface, graphical goal setting, scheduled reminders (including a separate program that watches for... | Size: 5.2 MB License: Shareware Price: $10
Platform: Windows 2000, Windows XP |
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|  | | HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator. It can be used for filling evaluation forms, intermittent analysis while you work, or general heckling. HeckleWorks features a broad vocabulary and some grammatical variations, for de novo jibe generation. Alternatively, you can specify the targets, for the abuse they so richly deserve. The "Yell Continuously" function generates a constant stream of heckles, and speaks them with a variety of voices. A... | Size: 155.8 KB License: Freeware
Platform: Mac OS X |
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|  | | Zeallsoft Fun Morph is funny and easy to use photo morphing and warping software. Morph and warp face or image of friends, family, celebrities. Turn them into a cat or a pig or any jokes! You can save movie in all popular formats, including avi video, web page, email, greeting cards, animated gif, picture sequence and etc.
Let your imagination run wild, share your morph movie with all your friends and family, they are absolutely incredible! | Size: 1.8 MB License: Shareware Price: $39.95
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003 |
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|  | | Funny Morph Maker is funny and easy to use photo morphing and warping software. Morph and warp face or image of friends, family, celebrities. Turn them into a cat or a pig or any jokes! You can save movie in all popular formats, including avi video, web page, email, greeting cards, animated gif, picture sequence and etc.
Let your imagination run wild, share your morph movie with all your friends and family, they are absolutely incredible! | Size: 2.7 MB License: Shareware Price: $49.95
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003, Windows Vista |
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|  | | Bloxx It - mahjongg-based game with the elements of arcade.
The idea of the game is familiar to all mahjongg masters: match tiles in pairs to eliminate them from the board. But unlike the traditional mahjongg, Bloxx It has a time limit and features point scoring. The faster you play, the more points you get. But be quick and use game tips: if you don't get rid of all tiles before the time runs out - you will lose!
All of these features, plus spectacular graphics and good sense of... | Size: 4.3 MB License: Shareware Price: $19.95
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows XP, Windows 2000 |
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|  | | Morpheus Photo Mixer is compositing software that mixes up faces and body parts between two photos. Place one person's head onto someone (or something) else's body or combine the funniest features of two people to create a hypothetical third person. Create hilarious photo mixes and share your wildest creations with your friends in seconds!
Features include:
* Easy to use wizard to help you get started creating photo mixes right away, plus sample photo mixes to play with
*... | Size: 3.2 MB License: Shareware Price: $29.95
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista |
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|  | | Help people pay attention to any subject! This presentation tool helps you make your message fun by creating a funny, customized game show to fit your topic and audience. This game show presentation shell takes care of all the details, so all you need to do is write your multiple-choice quiz, name your show and select some options. Game Show Presenter makes your quiz the centerpiece of a flashy game show featuring a funny host and supermodel, music, sound effect and automatic scoring for up... | Size: 7.0 MB License: Shareware Price: $79
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003 |
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|  | | Face reading software that tells you about the character of a person. The program works like a police sketch (a.k.a. photo robot), so you don't even have to have a person's photograph. The software reveals a person's Temper, Intellect, Self-Esteem, Sense of Humor, Level of Optimism, Will Power, and Luck. Digital Physiognomy can give you detailed written reports or present all information as graphs and data points. The application comes with a set of faces that belong to famous people -... | Size: 3.2 MB License: Shareware Price: $17
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows XP, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows 2003 |
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|  | | The all-in-one animation suite includes Morpheus Photo Morpher v3.00, Morpheus Photo Warper v3.00, Morpheus Photo Mixer v3.00, as well as all 15 sample morphs, warps, and mixes. If you like animation, you'll love Morpheus Photo Animation Suite!
Features include:
* Easy to use wizard to help you get started creating morphs, warps, and mixes right away
* Creating an unlimited number of animations
* Morphing an infinite number of pictures from one to another
* Sharing... | Size: 6.3 MB License: Shareware Price: $59.95
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista |
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|  | | Slow down music in 18+ file formats to learn guitar and drums.
Big buttons and space bar repeat help to easily work with the Guitar and Drum Trainer while playing your guitar, drums or other instrument.
Play from 50% to 200% normal speed.
File formats you can play include AIF, AIFC, AIFF, ASF, AU, AVI, M1V, MP2, MP3, MPA, MPE, MPEG, MPG, SND, WAV, WM, WMA, and WMV files.
Guitar and Drum Trainer is so simple it isn't even funny. Everything you need is clearly laid out in an easy... | Size: 1.0 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows XP |
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|  | | This amazing picture morphing software transforms one person or object into another before your eyes! You've seen them on TV, in the movies, everywhere. Now you can create your very own Hollywood-style photo effects from your home computer. All you need is two digital pictures and Morpheus Photo Morpher. Amaze your friends and loved ones!
Features include:
* Easy to use wizard to help you get started creating morphs right away, plus sample morphs to play with
* Creating an... | Size: 4.4 MB License: Shareware Price: $29.95
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista |
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|  | | This incredible picture distortion software warps and exaggerates portions of photos such as body parts! Have you ever wanted to distort a picture to make someone look completely different? Use Morpheus Photo Warper to exaggerate physical features of friends, family, celebrities, politicians, pets - anyone or anything. Amaze your friends and loved ones with hilarious warps and picture distortions you can email to them in seconds!
Features include:
* Easy to use wizard to help you... | Size: 3.8 MB License: Shareware Price: $29.95
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista |
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|  | | Baby Boom is a fast paced, wacky arcade game with crazy machines, 3 different game modes and excellent graphics. Take control of the Baby Boom production line and try and progress through the ranks of the strangest company you'll ever find. Test your speed and reflexes in Manic Mode where the babies just keep on coming or practice your skills in the Free Play mode. Control up to 7 different machines at one time and remember that babies don't bounce, they splat! If you're after an arcade game... | Size: 9.2 MB License: Shareware Price: $19.95
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows XP, Windows NT, Windows 2000 |
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|  | | Have you ever thrown pebbles into the pond? It is the same here but your pebbles are beautiful aquabbles in 3D. Although the game has 2 game modes, the main goal of the player is the same in both modes: to pop all the bubbles thus clearing out the pond. The avalanche of aquabbles either never stops in arcade game mode (Quick) or grows gradually only if you make unsuccessful shots (Quiet).The action is going on in the breathtaking surrondings - clear pond, reed, fish and dragonflies flying... | Size: 7.3 MB License: Shareware Price: $19.95
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP |
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|  | | Run the medical, mental health, law-enforcement and social services... into the ground. Score interdepartmental brownie points by bouncing addicts between services until the system collapses and you get to present the taxpayer with the bill!
Control them all and go against The System, or play against the computer and try to make its services overload and fail! Refer patients with the classic addiction/psychiatric dual diagnosis to and fro between your physician and psychiatrist while... | Size: 28.2 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Mac OS X |
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|  | | ScrapbookFlair.com is the web’s most fun scrapbook community, where most stuff you usually need to buy is all free! Free scrapbooking software, complete with templates, backgrounds, and embellishments help you easily design, print and share beautiful scrapbooks with friends and family. This intuitive software lets you completely edit your photos (cropping, remove red-eye, improve contrast, etc) and build your scrapbook in various page sizes: 12x12, 8x8, 6x6, or 8 ½ x 11. New free software... | Size: 58.2 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows XP, Windows 2000 |
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|  | | Found an admirable tome but it's in praise of the wrong god? Faith Converter is a godsend for priests, vicars, rabbii and holy men of all descriptions. Preach next Sunday's sermon from the Vedas, Noble Eightfold Path, Torah or Das Kapital!
The premier theological plagiarism solution for OS X, Faith Converter converts text between the vernaculars of thirty different religions, encompassing Atheism, Biopsychosocialism, Buddhism, the Cargo Cult, Christianity, Communism, Confucianism,... | Size: 180.0 KB License: Freeware
Platform: Mac OS X |
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