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| Joke Sleuth - 1.1 |
JokeSleuth is a searchable personal database of great humor with some of the funniest jokes on the net. Install this simple program, add your own jokes to 1000+ jokes already there, edit them, sort them, and have the perfect joke for any situation.
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| |  | | 3D Arctic Bear Celebrates OCo new festive animated screensaver full in humor, visual effects, dances and jokes. Beloved polar bear that sits at the drifting ice-floe does not want to miss the holiday. He decorates Christmas tree, dances to the holiday music, chews the gum, salutes, plays a joke at his companion albatross and so on. Do not forget to buy him champagne (to register the screensaver) to make his celebration even much funnier. Bright colors, super 3d graphics, amazing visual... | Size: 2.3 MB License: Shareware Price: $14.95
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003 | 
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| | | 3D Arctic Bear Celebrates Free is a new festive freeware animated screensaver full in humor, visual effects, dances and jokes. Beloved polar bear that sits at the drifting ice-floe does not want to miss the holiday. He decorates Christmas tree, dances to the holiday music, chews the gum, salutes, plays a joke at his companion albatross and so on. Bright colors, super 3d graphics, amazing visual effects, humorous plot, amusing animation attract your attention and win general recognition. This... | Size: 1.9 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003 |
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|  | | Eager to see the future? No need to wait for twenty years to see how you or your friends are going to look! A single photo is all you need to peek into the future. Just put your picture into ProphecyMaster, and see your face aged instantly. Don't believe this could work? Dig for old pictures of your parents and grandparents, put them into ProphecyMaster, and see their faces transformed to their current age!
ProphecyMaster is a perfect sense of humor test. Test your friends for their... | Size: 6.5 MB License: Shareware Price: $19.95
Platform: Windows 2000, Windows 2003, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows Vista, Windows XP |
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|  | | Excessively Free Internet Games is a comprehensive online game collection. There is no signup process or complicated steps to get started, and no charges...just a simple way to play Internet games for free! Action, adventure, arcade, casino, fighting, humor, puzzles, racing, retro, shooting, sports, strategy games, and more are all available for immediate Flash game-play. | Size: 1.3 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows XP, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows 2003 |
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|  | | Theme Calendar is a Windows application which displays a completely customizable calendar on your desktop with "Themed" messages for each day of the year. Available themes include General Jokes, Adult Jokes, Motivational Quotes and Bible passages.
This calendar is a perpetual calendar which will function for years to come. It works with at least one theme database that has one year's worth of messages that will be displayed on a daily basis. All of the messages in one database will... | Size: 549.8 KB License: Shareware Price: $7.95
Platform: Windows 3.x, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003 |
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| | | The game we all know and love, with a donut!?? It.s Pac-Donut VB, the game that combines the addictiveness of Pac-Man with the humor of Homer Simpson! Help Pac-Man reach home by eating an entire donut before Homer can stop you! This version contains sounds galore that compliment this hilarous game. Try it today, you won.t be disappointed! | Size: 2.5 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 98, Windows 95 |
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|  | | Now completely free!
Cartoonist is an image-editing tool allowing you to add a touch of humor to your pictures as well as your life. This compact and easy-to-use program enables you to create sophisticated caricatures applying warp effects in a matter of minutes.
Cartoonist has a simple, easy-to-grasp interface so that the user can easily and quickly operate the program. Cartoonist lets you watch the results of each operation in real time, allowing you to undo any operation at any time... | Size: 2.0 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows 2003 |
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|  | | The Arctic is one of the most inaccessible and mysterious
places on Earth. And where there are mysteries the tireless
Dr. Scott appears. During the night Dr. Scott's Arctic expedition is
thrown into extreme danger. The ice shelf, where Dr. Scott lay
sleeping in his tent, breaks away from the continent and drifts
out into the high seas.
Fortunately, Dr. Scott remembers to phone the Emergency
Service Number - 911 and soon valiant rescuers, on helicopters
and planes, begin to... | Size: 3.5 MB License: Shareware Price: $14.95
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows 2003 |
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| | | Jurassic Video Poker is the game of down town Stone Age living. Sharp and sweet, the game has all the charm and drama you would expect from a poker game except it is easier to learn and play. The more you practice it the more skills you acquire giving more chance to win. The beauty of Jurassic Video Poker is you can play poker by yourself. This game is a variation of the classic game of poker, but you will love its style and humor. | Size: 1.6 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003 |
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| | | Ever wonder what happens when meat goes bad? Introducing Corndog-the sinister serial screensaver. This screensaver chronicles the adventures of its hero - Corndog - and the terror that he reaps wherever he goes. You'll laugh at his adventures, and fear his temper, be it a day at the carnival, or his encounter with a school bus. Corndog uses PowerPlug technology to automatically download new episodes directly to your computer via the Internet. This version is free to use forever. Because of... | Size: 1.8 MB License: Shareware Price: $14.95
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000 |
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|  | | SmartBee is a software program that randomly replaces your customized email signatures every given minutes with a new funny cookie. A program that both has a nice dynamical graphical user interface, allows you to make your own fun, search for stuff and copy jokes to the clipboard. A program that helps you take those forgotten breaks every hour. A program, written for the purpose of making you happy and perhaps learn one or two witty quotes. A program with one of the world''s largest... | Size: 6.2 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003, MS-DOS |
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|  | | Life on the Mississippi is Mark Twain's memoir of his youthful years as a cub pilot on a steamboat paddling up and down the Mississippi River. Twain used his childhood experiences growing up along the Mississippi in a number of works, including The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, but nowhere is the river and the pilot's life more thoroughly described than in this work. Told with insight, humor, and candor, Life on the Mississippi is an American classic. | Size: 1.3 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows CE |
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|  | | You've seen them in offices all over town, now you can create your own motivational or even demotivational posters! Whether you are armed with a camera or have loads of pictures to choose from you can create a custom poster with your witty sense of humor or enduring optimism that will set the mood in your office. Set the picture, fonts, colors and more to create your poster! Use custom filters to enhance your poster's images even more. | Size: 2.0 MB License: Shareware Price: $9.99
Platform: Windows 2000, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows Vista, Windows XP |
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| | | Brazil is out of the World Cup 2006 after suffering a bending blow by 1998 champions - France. Pele's football breathing nation is blaming one person for his substandard performance - Fat little Ronaldo... the pudgy, gap-toothed soccer-rer who wears the magic number 9. In this hilarious game, brought to you by 2DPlay, Ronaldo runs across the field, huffing and puffing while kicking the football with Argentinian captain Crespo hot on his studs. Keep Ronaldo away from the burgers and milkshakes... | Size: 0 License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003 |
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|  | | AutoInsult is a fun little program that generates insults for you in a variety of styles. It then copies them into the clipboard (as text) so that you can paste them into emails, documents, or wherever else a good insult might be needed. You can also get it to pop-up an insult at regular intervals.
All the word resources are stored in an external file, which allows new dictionaries to be "plugged in". Currently dictionaries in both English and American English are supplied, containing 4... | Size: 571.3 KB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP |
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|  | | Aliens have landed in futuristic Los Angeles, and it's up to Duke to bring the pain and show them the door. It's time to start kicking ass and chewing gum – and he's all out of gum!
Romp through the alien infested city of Los Angeles. Duke Nukem returns from a little vacation to save the City of Angels and destroy the aliens in this lead-packing sequel! With powerful weapons, more of the trademark Duke humor, and a soundtrack with bands such as Megadeath, this is one pistol packin'... | Size: 1.4 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003, Windows Vista |
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| | | Looking for the good game to play with your kids or friends? Tired of bloody violence? Loving good humor and colorful graphics? Try Pirate Isles!The game Pirate Isles is a game of strategy and luck. Your task is to command the team of pirates to collect as much sacks of gold as you can, and gather more gold on your ship then other pirate teams.From 2 to 4 pirate teams either human or computer controlled can land the treasure island. Each team has one ship (the galleon) and up to four pirates... | Size: 6.9 MB License: Shareware Price: $14.95
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP |
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|  | | Put an end to returned emails and slow-loading websites! With Morpheus Photo Compressor, optimizing your favorite images is as simple as adjusting two sliders — one for size and one for quality. You'll instantly see what the image will look like with those settings, how big the file will be, and how long it would take to download or email. You can even send the picture directly to a new email without having to save it. | Size: 1.7 MB License: Shareware Price: $19.95
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows XP |
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|  | | Multi-featured cool Ebook, The Limerick Isles, a collection of 600 original limericks based on British and Irish place names. Includes a limerick generator to help compose your own. Some are in Scots dialect but a glossary is included. Increase your geographical awareness.
Scotland, England, Ireland, Wales,
Here the laughter comes in gales:
Giggles, hoots and outright shrieks;
Saintly smiles and little eeks;
Ha has, ho hos, oohs and ahs;
Hee hees, tee hees, mighty blahs;... | Size: 2.8 MB License: Shareware Price: $4.99
Platform: Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP |
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|  | | Taglinator (tm), the easy to use random tagline generator with QuickPad (tm) Mode, GrabPad (tm), Stealth View, Tray View, command line interface, up to five custom signatures, and over 2,100 taglines. Works with any e-mail or newsreader software. Taglinator runs at the bottom of your screen or in the system tray. Swipe your mouse over the QuickPad to instantly select a new tagline and automatically copy it to the clipboard, where you can quickly paste it into your e-mail program. Lifetime... | Size: 788.3 KB License: Shareware Price: $5
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003 |
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|  | | Manny's Simple Finance Program is an always-editable report for entering, editing, and displaying financial information in a versatile and customizable way. It offers extensive database-like features without the usual complexities (such as the ability hide and show columns, progressively sort visible columns from left to right, and filter rows based on one or more fields), a cool-looking user interface, graphical goal setting, scheduled reminders (including a separate program that watches for... | Size: 5.2 MB License: Shareware Price: $10
Platform: Windows 2000, Windows XP |
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|  | | HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator. It can be used for filling evaluation forms, intermittent analysis while you work, or general heckling. HeckleWorks features a broad vocabulary and some grammatical variations, for de novo jibe generation. Alternatively, you can specify the targets, for the abuse they so richly deserve. The "Yell Continuously" function generates a constant stream of heckles, and speaks them with a variety of voices. A... | Size: 155.8 KB License: Freeware
Platform: Mac OS X |
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| | | Silly Invasion is an improvised version of space invaders, with boss scenarios and great cartoon.Right in the middle between complicated arcade shooting games and the good old-fashioned space invaders, you will find Silly Invasion, a monster shooting game with delightful graphics. The horizontal crab-like movements of the monsters reminds you of space invaders, but this game is more than just plain shooting at a formation. You have to be careful of the kamikaze monster that dives down the... | Size: 2.5 MB License: Freeware
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP |
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|  | | Zeallsoft Fun Morph is funny and easy to use photo morphing and warping software. Morph and warp face or image of friends, family, celebrities. Turn them into a cat or a pig or any jokes! You can save movie in all popular formats, including avi video, web page, email, greeting cards, animated gif, picture sequence and etc.
Let your imagination run wild, share your morph movie with all your friends and family, they are absolutely incredible! | Size: 1.8 MB License: Shareware Price: $39.95
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003 |
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|  | | Funny Morph Maker is funny and easy to use photo morphing and warping software. Morph and warp face or image of friends, family, celebrities. Turn them into a cat or a pig or any jokes! You can save movie in all popular formats, including avi video, web page, email, greeting cards, animated gif, picture sequence and etc.
Let your imagination run wild, share your morph movie with all your friends and family, they are absolutely incredible! | Size: 2.7 MB License: Shareware Price: $49.95
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 2003, Windows Vista |
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|  | | Bloxx It - mahjongg-based game with the elements of arcade.
The idea of the game is familiar to all mahjongg masters: match tiles in pairs to eliminate them from the board. But unlike the traditional mahjongg, Bloxx It has a time limit and features point scoring. The faster you play, the more points you get. But be quick and use game tips: if you don't get rid of all tiles before the time runs out - you will lose!
All of these features, plus spectacular graphics and good sense of... | Size: 4.3 MB License: Shareware Price: $19.95
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows XP, Windows 2000 |
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| | | ebook - The Five Senses Do Not A Nickel Make - Read part of it free, pay to read the rest. Leithauser Research ebook reader included. Have you ever wondered where people find the words or material to write a novel, or a simple greeting card sentiment? Would you like to learn how to be a better writer than you are or where to begin if you are new to writing. There is a difference between writing and creative writing and now a user-friendly guide to creative writing is available to anyone that... | Size: 973.0 KB License: Shareware Price: $9.98
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP |
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|  | | Morpheus Photo Mixer is compositing software that mixes up faces and body parts between two photos. Place one person's head onto someone (or something) else's body or combine the funniest features of two people to create a hypothetical third person. Create hilarious photo mixes and share your wildest creations with your friends in seconds!
Features include:
* Easy to use wizard to help you get started creating photo mixes right away, plus sample photo mixes to play with
*... | Size: 3.2 MB License: Shareware Price: $29.95
Platform: Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista |
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| | | Are you tired of boring screensavers that plague the monitors all over the world? Oh, these kitties are so cute. Wow, these are pretty flowers indeed! Joking, of course. If you ask me, the world is ready to delete all these plain one-dimensional screensavers that my grandmother loves so much. Time for something humorous, smart and revolutionary new. Something that will surprise your friends from the very time they eyes accidentally glance over to where the computer is.Keep Out 3D Screen... | Size: 3.6 MB License: Shareware Price: $19
Platform: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP |
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